" lazy susan "

 [ "lazy susan" ]

1: When a girl attempts to shave her vagina but can't seem to get to the bottom part leaving a goatee like appearance.

  * e.g.,  ... That lazy susan on Brittany was about 2 inces long! 

 [ "lazy susan" ]

1: (v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!" 

 [ "lazy susan" ]

1: The act of smashing your ball sack against the shower door while it is wet in order to give anyone there a pleasant suprise.

  * e.g.,  ... You faggot! I didn't need a lazy susan while I was trying to pinch a loaf. 

 [ "Lazy Susan's" ]

1: Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: How was your date last night ? 

 [ "Lazy Susan's" ]

1: Tired tits Tits that have given up the fight with gravity Empty, deflated bags of skin Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

  * e.g.,  ... I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's 

 [ "Lazy Susan" ]

1: It's actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. They're really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.

  * e.g.,  ... You have a Lazy Susan? Wow! Can I use it? 

 [ "Lazy Susan" ]

2: ...And barbeques.

 [ "Lazy Susan" ]

3: ...And drinks.

 [ "Lazy Susan" ]

4: ...Not forgetting passing the butter!

 [ "Lazy Susan" ]

5: Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.

 [ "Lazy Susan" ]

1: A sexual position involving a stool, 2 men, and a woman. The woman is positioned comfortably lying on the stool either supine or prone. The 2 men pleasure themselves simultaneously, one with the woman's mouth, the other with either her vagina or anus. This also assist in balancing the woman on the stool. The term describes the rotating of the woman by spinning the stool when the men desire to trade orifices.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey JM, we should totally Lazy Susan that hot girl at work!" "You might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. Tom and I Lazy Susan'd your mom last night". 

 [ "Lazy Susan" ]

1: A Susan who is so lazy that she doesn’t wipe her own rear end, leaves used bath water in the tub for years, lets farm animals live and crap inside, can’t reach around to use her seatbelt or buckle in the kids, and has to move houses every 5 years because the old one has just collapsed into a shit hole, and wears a mumu shirt inside out so she doesn’t have to wash it.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: “Why does it smell like shit?” 

 [ "Lazy Susan" ]

1: A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.

  * e.g.,  ... Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan. She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan. 

 [ "Lazy Susan" ]

1: Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.

  * e.g.,  ... Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.